Swear With Conviction

I grew up in a somewhat religious home. Meaning we went to church three times a week and followed the moral code that comes along with being a churchgoer; no drinking, no taking the Lords name in vain, no swearing, etc. But it wasn’t like my family was that serious about it. It was more like a family tradition passed on from generation to generation. Once I escaped the mind control of organized religion, southern Christianity at that, I felt the freedom to create my own set of moral codes. One of those rules I abandoned was that of no swearing.

For anyone who knows me they know that I swear, and I swear a lot. “Fuck” is like the greatest word ever created. Some people say all swearing is rude and insulting, a sin if you will. And you can probably guess what I say to that: fuck it! Swearing is freedom of expression; the freedom to say, or write, anything I want, any way I want.

My very first swear word was “shit.” I was in third grade at a new school trying to make new friends. I figured if I had the balls to swear then I would be considered pretty cool, right? I wrote “Ryan is shit.” on a piece of playground equipment in the schoolyard. Vandalism aside, I felt naughty, like I had committed the worst sin ever and gotten away with it. I don’t remember if I got in trouble, or even if I got caught, I just remember feeling elated. It was such a release.

Thus began the making of the potty-mouthed individual I am today. I don’t notice when I swear now because it’s just a part of my vocabulary. It’s when other people notice that gets me to pay attention to the words coming out of my mouth. When my mom shoots me that “you better watch your language young lady” look in public I take notice to what I just said. She has been my biggest critic when it comes to swearing. She HATES the word “fuck,” but I’ve wore her down the past few years, so much so that she actually drops the f-bomb every now and again.

“Fuck” is probably the most inappropriate of all swear words. Just saying it out loud makes you feel like you're getting away with something. By adding the word “fuck” to a phrase the magnitude increases exponentially. For example, saying, “you’re a bitch.” isn’t that scathing, but if you say, “you’re a fucking bitch.” the insult seems to grow fangs before your very ears. Here’s another example, “I hate giving speeches.” Not bad, right? You understand that I don’t like giving speeches, but let me tell you how I really feel; “I fucking hate giving fucking speeches.” Now you know exactly how I feel. The first sentence just doesn’t carry the same weight as the second, and by adding the word “fucking” twice I have made my point VERY clear.

It’s only been within the past few weeks that I’ve come to appreciate the powerful use of curse words in my writing. I’ve always wanted to convey a certain intellect when I write, a certain standard that let’s the reader know how smart or funny I am. I thought if I swore I would be dumbing-down the writing, or that I didn‘t need to swear to be funny. But on my last essay I just let loose; fuck this, fuck that, fuck your mom, fuck, fuck, and fuck (The essay was a sarcastic confession of my road rage.). It felt great to finally write so uninhibited; to actually write the way I talk. And it was a good essay, which wouldn’t have conveyed the same meaning if I didn’t use swear words. Now, that doesn’t mean that I plan to swear in everything I write, but to have it at one’s disposal, to have it in your “toolbox,” is quite handy.

But what about the children? Well, what about them? All children learn to swear, it’s a natural part of the growing-up process, a right-of-passage. But have no fear, not every child is going to grow-up with a mouth like mine. And if they do, who cares? Swearing is not going to harm anyone, not even a child. Will swearing lead a child to stick a needle in their arm? No. Will swearing create violence in a child? No. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not advocating going out and teaching every kid you know to swear, but let them find out about the right of cursing on their own, they will anyway. Maybe some of them will grow up to be writers who aren’t afraid to drop a “fuck” or a “shit” into their writing when necessary.

As writers we use language to convey meaning, to create drama and satire, to establish tone and voice in our writing. We manipulate words so our readers can understand what’s going on in our heads. But if we limit ourselves to those words deemed politically correct or socially appropriate we are censoring the language; the language we work so diligently with to provide meaning to our readers. We cannot let the stigmas that accompany curse words invade our writing. It would be an injustice to writers before us, and writers to follow, to allow anyone to put a restriction on any form of writing. And censoring ourselves is equally asinine. Self-censorship is perhaps the worst kind of censorship because the censoring has started before a word has even been written. But that restriction can be obliterated by allowing yourself to explore the value of the swear word, the power that comes with placing a “fuck” into your writing. But don’t swear just to swear, swear with some fucking conviction!

*written April 11, 2003 for an Advanced Writing class